Taffy was a Welshman

Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief;
Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef.
I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was not home;
Taffy came to my house and stole a marrow bone.
I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was not in;
Taffy came to my house and stole a silver pin.
I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was in bed;
I took up a poker and threw it at his head.

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