Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head.
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said:
“Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. I’ll give you three chances, and if you don’t behave, I’ll turn you into a goon!”
(Verses repeat, decrementing the chances: two, one, then none. When Foo Foo fails, the fairy says:)
“I gave you three chances, and you didn’t behave, now I’m going to turn you into a GOON! POOF!”

Moral: “Hare today, GOON tomorrow!”

Entire rhyme:

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Hoppin’ through the forest,
Scoopin’ up the field mice
And boppin’ em on the head.

And down came the Good Fairy, and she said:

Little Bunny FooFoo
I don’t want to see you
Scoopin’ up the field mice
and boppin’ em on the head.
And now I’ll give you three chances,
And if you don’t behave,
I’ll turn you into a goon.

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Kept hoppin’ through the forest,
Kept scoopin’ up the field mice
And boppin’ em on the head.

And down came the Good Fairy, and she said:

Little Bunny FooFoo
I don’t want to see you
Scoopin’ up the field mice
And boppin’ em on the head.
And now I’ll give you two more chances,
And if you don’t behave,
I’ll turn you into a goon.

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Kept hoppin’ through the forest,
Kept scoopin’ up the field mice
And boppin’ em on the head.

And down came the Good Fairy, and she said:

Little Bunny FooFoo
I don’t want to see you
Scoopin’ up the field mice
And boppin’ em on the head.
And now I’ll give you one more chance,
And if you don’t behave,
I’ll turn you into a goon.

Little Bunny Foo Foo
Kept hoppin’ through the forest,
Kept scoopin’ up the field mice
And boppin’ em on the head.

And down came the Good Fairy, and she said:

Little Bunny FooFoo
I don’t want to see you
Scoopin’ up the field mice
And boppin’ em on the head.
I gave you three chances,
And you didn’t behave,
So now POOF! You’re a GOON!

The moral of this story:
“Hare today, GOON tomorrow!”