Barber Barber Shave a Pig
Barber, barber, shave a pig.
How many hairs to make a wig?
Four and twenty, that’s enough.
Give the barber a pinch of snuff.
Listen as female British:
Listen as male American:
Listen as told in a story:
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Similar silly barber rhymes involving animals (by Bo Peep):
Barber, barber, trim a whale.
Cut his fins and comb his tail.
“What’s the charge?” the whale did cry.
“Seven shillings, wet or dry.”
Barber, barber, polish a fox.
Mend the holes right in his socks.
“What’s the price for such a shine?”
“Just a map where chickens dine!”
Can you think of any more?